Monday, May 19, 2008

Miniature garbage trucks


French sanitation engineers have gone on strike recently to protest the rising prices of gas. "More than half of profits are now lost at the pump" said Jean-Pierre de Rothchild, pronounced "Rothcheeld", a trash collector of over 20 years. New designers have fortunatly put their heads together to create the truck of the future. No larger than a fiat 500 it is projected to get over 100 miles per gallon compared to 5 of actual models. How will it take on tons of previous models? "through a direct inciniration feul conversion process coupled with a thermo-dynamo compressor these miniature trucks are beyond feul efficient" remarked Mr. Rothchild in a smoke-free cafe. We hope to see lots of them spinning down the streets soon.

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