jeudi 18 novembre 2010

Power Point counter indications

Using too much Power Point is dangerous to your health.
Studies have shown that people who use PP on a daily basis develop a memory circuitry that automatically goes on slideshow. However aside from writing shorter sentences that always fit into a text box, PP users, whether voting to the left or right, carry inordinate quantities of bullets in their pockets. The FDA has consequently issued a stern warning on all PP points of sale, with clear smart art graphics demonstrating how this software is one hard slide away from the trigger. 

mardi 6 juillet 2010

Elephant Peach

Peaches grown under Elephant Feet are more juicy, sweet and low in fuzz.

Elephants gracefully stroll over peaches provided them protection and a perfect environment.

lundi 28 juin 2010

The first Pit bull exclusive cemetery has opened to the relish of dog owners. Situated in Marne-la-Vallee, in the outskirts of Paris, the owner Raymond Domenech, former coach for French football's national team, has expressed that this cemetery operate on a level of respect owed to its dogs. "Although chains and spikes are at the entrance" he said with his signature seriousness and stitched brows, "we want to let the French know that their dogs belong on this soil just as much as any poodle or golden retriever." The cemetery called "Le Pit Funebre" has tombstones that play a selection of heavy metal music and a menu of digital pictures inlaid in the stone. It has been flooded with demands from impatient and sometimes furious owners from as far as Belgium who are barking for their share of the pit.
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