If you fold your shirts
Read no further for these lines are
For those who hang
Like to hang
Or would like to hang more.
Not all hanging is the same:
We are familiar with the terry cloth towel that hangs from a hook
The hanging when you hang out or just
Hanging in the air before the B-Ball goes Swish
But for the real hard core hangers we are talking about wire, wood, plastic contraptions that
Hang our clothes, day in, day out
Using imitation, restless and straight shoulders
These hangers hang and have been hanging over centuries
(Copy of petrified hangers found in Lascaux, circa l7,300 BC)
Whether be it the leather loincloth or a frilly blouse
Every hanger has its purpose and no two are alike.
The light twisted wire
The imposing wood
The puffy soft cloth
And the imposing clamps for pants or skirts
Provide a tolless testament to Time and Service
Yet hangers can be polymorphous:
In the news we heard
Of a jet crashing into a hangar!
And in Mommie Dearest a hanger is an icon of female abuse and self-abuse
When it comes to hangers there are many stories and mysteries
One of the greatest being Michelangelo's David
Who was commissioned at the age of 26 to carve out
A monumental block releasing what has become one of the most
Famous sculptures of all time.
Michalangelo originally had hung a pleated toga on his personal marble hanger
But the light fabric is told to have excited the model during long poses
Erecting his penis beyond human proportions
This angered the artist and he decided to wisk it away leaving
David as nude as a baby
A true masterpiece even though some critics may say he is "not well hung."
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